How to read body language
How to read body language
The ability to read body language is nearly as important and understanding the language in which you are spoken to, get it wrong and the consequences could be
If you see anyone using gestures like these it should be your cue to talk to someone else, this man is desperately giving you the signal that hes so bored hed relish the idea of bone marrow transplant than talk any further with you.
Likewise, this man has other things on his mind, see how he cant stand still, hes pretending to take a call now, and will take the first opportunity to bugger off even if hes no where to go.
If you are particularly bad at reading what people arent saying then you may witness behaviour like this, you are so boring that this man has given up ignoring you and gone down the path of blatant sarcasm, hes agreeing with everything you say regardless of how irrelevant, obtuse or stupidly aimless your argument is.
Conversely, some people are so delighted that you may stop for a chat that their enthusiasm spills over into the lunacy pot, if you are the corroborator of such neglectful deportment, its worth remembering that the subject will hardly notice if you wander off pressing your fingers in your ears and singing Radioheads Creep.
Anyone displaying such unsubtle moves like these is probably either extremely worried about something, and perhaps you might want to ask them what it is, or simply a mental loony fruit-banana that would actually benefit from a course of horse tranquillisers
Say what you will to this character, hes too busy thinking about his penis or the size of his inheritance to waste a moment of his glory on your reckless confabulation. Smug people are easy to spot, boring to talk to but satisfying to punch.
Before trying to engage anyone in conversation, make sure they are not busy already, this man may be alone but you can clearly see he has all the company he needs, with his spilt personality
Although this subject looks relaxed, standing with his hands in his pockets hes actually annoyed with you at the moment, and hes going to come over, and punch your lung off.
I hope you find some entertainment in this video.
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Duration : 0:2:17
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May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
@SuperCrazychick13 …
@SuperCrazychick13
me too
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
i like you accient
i like you accient
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
DUDE, stop skipping …
DUDE, stop skipping work!
U got wayy much time to make vids xD
Keep up the good work =)
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
haha Thanks for the …
haha Thanks for the lesson. I will keep all of this in mind.
- AmandaG
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
LOL very funny. …
LOL very funny. Thanks for sharing.
Have a great week
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Fantastic Video !
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Fantastic Video !
Great job !
5*****
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Thanks for watching …
Thanks for watching
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
You hit the nail on …
You hit the nail on the head. I’ll be trying to hide my innermost feelings by smiling and paying attention. *****
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Excellent Video…! …
Excellent Video…!!!, thanks for sharing…, Kisses….
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Good, glad someone …
Good, glad someone is, cause people need to know this stuff about themselves.
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Thanks Morgan, I do …
Thanks Morgan, I do try and offer up help and advise whenever I can
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Ha! This was right …
Ha! This was right on the money.
It’s like you’re the new YT video self help and behavioral warning teacher lolll
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Might even be a …
Might even be a little better than that now
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
LOL
5*
LOL
5*
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Thanks Alex,
You …
Thanks Alex,
You have a great weekend too,
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Thanks Melisa
Thanks Melisa
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Thanks alphasimaed
Thanks alphasimaed
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Cool I like that …
Cool I like that idea haggi, thanks mate
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Honours for this …
Honours for this video (2)
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May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
OMG you hit this …
OMG you hit this right on the nail …;0)
great funny vid…;0)
sorry hun I forgot to reply to your reply lol..im doing fine thx u ..just working too hard lol….have a great weekend..x
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
this is great! lol
this is great! lol
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
AWSOME AND FUNY VID …
AWSOME AND FUNY VID PAUL
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Good one guys- I …
Good one guys- I love how all the related vids are “How to score with women” etc…perhaps you should do some dating advice soon! A bold new direction fr Gardenspoon Inc?
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
Not as funny as …
Not as funny as your spelling dude
May 20th, 2010 at 7:46 am
funie
funie